All Stuffed Up with Virtue

Starting on a positive note

Posted on: February 24, 2010

Love the fine print on a mailer I received from Chipotle:

Remove this card by gently tearing along the dotted line, or perforation.  Be careful as to not fold, bend or mutilate the card so as to maintain maximum legibility.  Offer valid only at participating locations, which in this case means all locations.  Not to be combined with other offers or somehow cleverly duplicated.  Limit one card per visit.  Please present this card to the cashier, but don’t be surprised when they keep it.  Cash value 1/100th of one cent which is pretty much nothing.  This is the fine print, why are you still reading this?  Find your buddy and go eat.  Really, this is getting silly.

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