All Stuffed Up with Virtue

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Rock and Roll Susie to Craig:

I sometimes wonder if fear isn’t just God’s way of saying, “Pay attention, this could be fun.”

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I live life as though death is waiting just around the corner, and therefore I should do everything humanly possible to protect myself while turning that corner, including, but not limited to, wearing mystical bracelets, performing superstitious rituals, consulting spiritual guides, enduring voodoo cleansings, sweating, crying, shaking, convulsing in fear, and, sometimes, just turning around and going in the opposite direction, regardless of whether I can still get where I need to go.

Too funny.