All Stuffed Up with Virtue

Frozen Bananas

Ingredients:  1 banana, 1 freezer

Put a banana in the freezer—it tastes just like vanilla ice-cream.  I prefer to peel them first and store them in a sandwich bag, but you could throw one in there with the peel and wait for it to thaw before peeling.  Whatever works.

I love the advice to peel the banana first.  You know, just in case you forget…



Rock and Roll Susie to Craig:

I sometimes wonder if fear isn’t just God’s way of saying, “Pay attention, this could be fun.”

I live life as though death is waiting just around the corner, and therefore I should do everything humanly possible to protect myself while turning that corner, including, but not limited to, wearing mystical bracelets, performing superstitious rituals, consulting spiritual guides, enduring voodoo cleansings, sweating, crying, shaking, convulsing in fear, and, sometimes, just turning around and going in the opposite direction, regardless of whether I can still get where I need to go.

Too funny.


Love the fine print on a mailer I received from Chipotle:

Remove this card by gently tearing along the dotted line, or perforation.  Be careful as to not fold, bend or mutilate the card so as to maintain maximum legibility.  Offer valid only at participating locations, which in this case means all locations.  Not to be combined with other offers or somehow cleverly duplicated.  Limit one card per visit.  Please present this card to the cashier, but don’t be surprised when they keep it.  Cash value 1/100th of one cent which is pretty much nothing.  This is the fine print, why are you still reading this?  Find your buddy and go eat.  Really, this is getting silly.