All Stuffed Up with Virtue

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And it’s not even her quote:

As Woody Allen once said, “Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind.  Everything really valuable has to enter you through a different opening.”

Frozen Bananas

Ingredients:  1 banana, 1 freezer

Put a banana in the freezer—it tastes just like vanilla ice-cream.  I prefer to peel them first and store them in a sandwich bag, but you could throw one in there with the peel and wait for it to thaw before peeling.  Whatever works.

I love the advice to peel the banana first.  You know, just in case you forget…

Rock and Roll Susie to Craig:

I sometimes wonder if fear isn’t just God’s way of saying, “Pay attention, this could be fun.”

I live life as though death is waiting just around the corner, and therefore I should do everything humanly possible to protect myself while turning that corner, including, but not limited to, wearing mystical bracelets, performing superstitious rituals, consulting spiritual guides, enduring voodoo cleansings, sweating, crying, shaking, convulsing in fear, and, sometimes, just turning around and going in the opposite direction, regardless of whether I can still get where I need to go.

Too funny.